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[deviledlegs]

"These arms are for cooking, not your shitty letters."

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[unidolize]

Hello, this is Kurosawa Dia. I know this seems silly, but I can't take any chances here. Please stay safe and contact me if you need help with anything.

Fwd: send this 2 some1 u care about... or a skeleton will rattle his bones at u

[deviledlegs]

[Holy shit, there is writing on his arm. Whoever did this is just asking for a swift kick to the--

It's Dia! ♥♥♥]

My dear, sweet, pure, and sparkling Dia! Of course I'd have to send it back to you! There's nothing silly about true and honest affection! I can feel your love through my very goosebumps! Your smile gives this humble cook life!

P.S. If there is a skeleton bothering you, I will gladly kick it into the ocean for you.

[unidolize]

Vinsmoke-san,

Do not be mistaken. This letter was not out of infatuation or the affection you desire. Obviously I am worried and concerned for the well-being of everyone on this island, please do not get confused.

- Dia

[deviledlegs]

Thank you for worrying about me! But I'll be just fine as long as you call me Sanji next time! Please say it with a cute voice.

[unidolize]

No.

Vinsmoke-san.

- Dia

[deviledlegs]

[Unlike before, Sanji doesn't reply right away. There's time for the messages to fade, for other more pressing matters to take precedence. Finally, about twenty minutes later:]

Please.

[unidolize]

[ hm. she can't help but wonder why he's so insistent on this... ]

Is there something wrong with me calling you by your family name?

- Dia

[deviledlegs]

It's nothing you did wrong, Dia-sweet! You'd make crime as cute as cotton candy!

But while the Vinsmokes may be my family, I was never theirs.

[unidolize]

Sanji-san, then.

I apologize. I hadn't known. If I did, I would have never called you that.

I'm sorry.

- Dia

[deviledlegs]

And that's what makes you so unbearably sweet! Your caring words have been forever etched into my heart! If there's ever anything you need, all you have to do is ask, and I'll make an enemy of the entire world just to give it to you!

So please, don't apologize for something that isn't your fault. I'd hate to add to your worries when you have so many you don't deserve already!

[unidolize]

[ well at least sanji's actually being sweet this time and not perverted?? she smiles when she reads his writing on her arms--both of them--and breathes a sigh of relief. ]

Sanji-san,

I appreciate the kind words. I would humbly like to request that you don't fret over my well-being. Please take care of yourself during this difficult time.

- Dia

[deviledlegs]

Yes, Dia-sweet! ♥

[Yes, he does draw an actual heart.]