deviledlegs: (my shirt is made of boyfriend material)
"Black Leg" Sanji ([personal profile] deviledlegs) wrote 2018-10-21 06:51 am (UTC)

Okay, okay. I'll give you three easy steps that not even you can grump up.

[Sanji drops the attitude (and his fork) albeit reluctantly.]

First! You choose the right time. Don't pull that shit right before or after anything important. Don't hold her daily activities hostage either. Ask her when she's free, and wait your damn turn.

Second! You make her comfortable. Good food always works, but any creature comforts are important. You don't want her to feel trapped. She should want to keep talking to you because it's comfortable.

And finally! You ask her opinions. She obviously has a lot of them. If you don't listen to them, I'll roast your jewels like fucking chestnuts.

Got it?

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